“People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.”

~ Oscar Wilde

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

~ Andy Rooney

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its students."

[Letter, November 1856]”
~ Hector Berlioz

“A grandmother is someone who pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”

~ Erma Bombeck

“Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance.”

~ Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 6: 1961-1962