"I think every woman should have a blowtorch."

~Julia Child

“I don't believe you can ever really cook unless you love eating.”

~ Nigella Lawson

“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”

~ Dave Barry

“I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.”

~ Marvin Gaye, musician

“It takes forty muscles to frown, and only twelve to jam a cupcake in your mouth and get over it.”

~ Sarah Ockler, Author "Bittersweet"