"My mom made two dishes: Take it or Leave it."

~ Stephen Wright, comedian

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

~ Oscar Wilde

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”

~ Erma Bombeck

“All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.”

  ~ Denis Leary

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”

~ Mahatma Gandhi