“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

~Abraham Lincoln

"Good news, they found Nemo. The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries."

~Billy Crystal, 76th Academy Awards

"When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death."

 ~ J. P. Donleavy
(From novel The Ginger Man)

“You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.”

~ Morley Safer

(we don't necessarily agree w/ Mr. Safer...esp. when sitting next to someone at the movies who just ate the NY Times )

"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly."

~Rose Franken, author, playwright