“I'm a man.  Men cook outside.  Women make the three-bean salad.  That's the way it is and always has been, since the first settlers of Levittown.  That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question.  If this wasn't firmly understood, you'd never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of dancing wienies and things on the front and messages like 'Come 'n' Get It'”

~ William Geist, New York Times Magazine