“A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.”

~ Eoin Colfer, Airman

“Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.”

~ the fabulous Dorothy Parker

“The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.”

~ Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

“Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.”

~ Bob Marley

“I'm a man.  Men cook outside.  Women make the three-bean salad.  That's the way it is and always has been, since the first settlers of Levittown.  That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question.  If this wasn't firmly understood, you'd never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of dancing wienies and things on the front and messages like 'Come 'n' Get It'”

~ William Geist, New York Times Magazine